Friday, July 30, 2010

Frock Candy - 30.7.10

Last week was great. This week I'm struggling to choose between worsts.
Oh, nearly included Annalynne McCord again, that one would literally attend the opening of an envelope.
Let me know what you think!

This is how you do structured. Take note Blake Lively.
Couldn't get a picture of Gwyneth on her own. Anyway. Amazing. She know's her shoes. That kind of knowledge is always appreciated with me. It's beautiful.

Fair to Middlin' Sure
Henry Holland is obviously a positive influence. She's on the road to style recovery. But, if those shoes are anything to go by, she's not there just yet.
Her hair is gorgeous. Sometimes I look at this and I see a sack. And then I look and see Vionnet. It's the sleeve that's off putting I think. Overall she looks nice, it's when you glance at her that she looks like a bag of shpuds.

Hideous angle. Her face looks weird. Hideous dress. The colour is just bleuch. I'm sure you've realised that I hate things that look cheap. The black lycra on the sides of this is cheap. Dirt cheap. Shoes are very school librarian. Jewellery is plain and dull. The hem line makes me ill. Genuinely ill.
Ok, so I try really hard to put my dislike of Angelina Jolie aside when doing this. I thought to myself if this was VB would I hate it as much? I would. It's great to see her in colour. Just not this weird red colour. I hate halternecks. Hate them, they are flattering on hardly anyone. Especially when the neck is thick. Ew. That weird piece of material on her hip is unnecessary. I don't like her hair. It's like when you come out of the hairdresser and they've just dried it all wrong. Go home, fix it, then go out. Chiffon is grand but, it's so debs-y it hurts my eyes. Stick to black Angelina, I can tolerate that.
NIPPLE. I'm not a huge fan of monochrome. It's too matchy, to structured and too polished..., apart from her jewellery which I assume she picked out in the dark. Those shoes should be burned. The cut of the trousers is weird and I hate satin. Top and hair are bleuch. Blake you can do so much better.

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  1. Ange reminds me of Liz Hurley in the 90s. I heart Gwyneth 4evr. And Anna bleedin' Paquin, what is with you? Crazy jaw, terrible hair, dress that looks like you got it in No Name in 1998 for €5 and milk bottle skin (and not in a good 'porcelain-skinned-so-I-can' kinda way).... SHAME ON YOU.

    A x

  2. I actually liked Blake's outfit, but Anna's was gross! Jessica B's outfit was really's different, which I like!
    I like Gwen's outfit, but she plays it too safe most of the time, so I dunno if she deserves points when she wears a nice outfit.

  3. I don't like at all Blake's outfit ... What was on her mind ???!!!!

  4. @Aisling - Very Liz Hurley. The porcelain look, you either have it or you don't. She doesn't.

    @Hermia - It's just not my cup of tea. The beachy hair and pretty LA look suits her so much better. She's very safe and most likely would have been passed over but, it's been a slow week! :)

    @Mash - I have no idea. Ridic.