Showing posts with label mischa barton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mischa barton. Show all posts

Friday, September 3, 2010

Frock Candy - 3.9.10

This week was the week of the fallen superstar, and an absolute shocker from Jessica Alba so she made it twice to make up for it, and yet more Palmero envy.
Let me know what you think!

Best
I couldn't love this more. Guaranteed not to be everyone's cuppa tea but I adore it. Amazeballs.
She. is. fierce.
They are possibly the most stylish couple ever. One issue. Where are all Olivia's heels?
This is how she should dress all the time. Fair play.


Fair to Middlin' Sure
I really like those boots. The jeans are a little over. Jumper is well River Island. Like the bag. It's casual but it's good. Promising.
She's supposed to be a fashionista, a designer even. It's kinda boring and the bag is awful. I normally love her hair too but, this is bad. The print is only ok too. Try harder Whitney.
I love Jessica Alba. I adore those shoes. But this is probably the worst look I've seen from her in a while. Her hair is a complete mess. She would look more at home in a school uniform with hair like that. The dress is ok but it is hanging off her boobage. It doesn't look right and it's disappointing when she has looked like an absolute stunner for months.

Worst
It's everything I despise on one person. Gold strappy sandals. Pink empire line halter neck ruffled gown-esque dress. Too much boobage. Fake tand and fake blonde hair. It's such a shame because Bridget is a cutie. Yes, I watch Girls of the Playboy Mansion. It's on before the Kardashians. It's my guilty pleasure.
Jesus. Christ. I don't even know where to start. It's all terrible. All of it. That dye is screwing with her brain. What makes it worse is that she wore this to a court appearance. Oh my days.
I just, I don't know. Remember how she used to be? This makes me sad.

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Friday, July 30, 2010

Frock Candy - 30.7.10

Last week was great. This week I'm struggling to choose between worsts.
Oh, nearly included Annalynne McCord again, that one would literally attend the opening of an envelope.
Let me know what you think!

Best
This is how you do structured. Take note Blake Lively.
Couldn't get a picture of Gwyneth on her own. Anyway. Amazing. She know's her shoes. That kind of knowledge is always appreciated with me. It's beautiful.


Fair to Middlin' Sure
Henry Holland is obviously a positive influence. She's on the road to style recovery. But, if those shoes are anything to go by, she's not there just yet.
Her hair is gorgeous. Sometimes I look at this and I see a sack. And then I look and see Vionnet. It's the sleeve that's off putting I think. Overall she looks nice, it's when you glance at her that she looks like a bag of shpuds.

Worst
Hideous angle. Her face looks weird. Hideous dress. The colour is just bleuch. I'm sure you've realised that I hate things that look cheap. The black lycra on the sides of this is cheap. Dirt cheap. Shoes are very school librarian. Jewellery is plain and dull. The hem line makes me ill. Genuinely ill.
Ok, so I try really hard to put my dislike of Angelina Jolie aside when doing this. I thought to myself if this was VB would I hate it as much? I would. It's great to see her in colour. Just not this weird red colour. I hate halternecks. Hate them, they are flattering on hardly anyone. Especially when the neck is thick. Ew. That weird piece of material on her hip is unnecessary. I don't like her hair. It's like when you come out of the hairdresser and they've just dried it all wrong. Go home, fix it, then go out. Chiffon is grand but, it's so debs-y it hurts my eyes. Stick to black Angelina, I can tolerate that.
NIPPLE. I'm not a huge fan of monochrome. It's too matchy, to structured and too polished..., apart from her jewellery which I assume she picked out in the dark. Those shoes should be burned. The cut of the trousers is weird and I hate satin. Top and hair are bleuch. Blake you can do so much better.

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Friday, July 9, 2010

Frock Candy - 9.7.10

Everything has gotten a bit mixed up this week with the Paris Fashion Week post. I'm sure you'll forgive me this once. Beautiful isn't it? Some of the wears this week were also beautiful, some not so much. I think Paris FW has had a positive effect as I actually struggled to find Worst options, then I found Mischa. As always let me know what you think.

Best

Purple snakeskin with a leopard print belt. It shouldn't work but it does. She looks great, as always.
Love how the jacket falls at the same length as the shorts. It's simply beautiful, I'd prefer the shoes if they weren't peep toe I think. But, I'm just not a peep toe fan. Lovely, Blake.
Oh those shoes. That hair. The dress. The accessorys are great. Her stylist is genius.

Fair to Middlin' Sure

Like the sandals and the hat is grand. It's a cute casual look. Don't love the fraying on the shorts or the sunglasses. T-shirt is a nice fit but I don't like the print. It's very ok.

Worst

Everyone seems to love Nikki Reeds twilight promotion looks. I've always been underwhelmed. More of an Ashley Judd fan. I like these boots. I like the waistcoat and sunglasses. Bag is bad. Shorts are bad. Hate the scarf. And don't love it overall. Most of the pieces are nice it's just not well put together.
Remember when she used to be stylish. When asked whose wardrobe I would like to own Mischa was up there. This is just awful. She looks unhealthy and WHY would someone pay money for that bag. Even if it was free why bring it out publicly? Skulls. Are you a 14 year old goth? Hair is looking more Britney-esque by the day. The bow doesn't help matters.

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