Jack lived simple with his lady Jill

I would have never paired Gwyneth with Alexander Wang.

I would have been wrong.

After seeing this I would buy Wang if this shot was part of the campaign.*

Gwyneth Paltrow in Alexander Wang for Elle US September 2011 shot by Carter Smith.

*And I had won the lottery.

Frock Candy - 22.10.10

Best

Frickin riiide.

One day she'll be a worst. On that day, there will be no Palermo on Frock Candy.

She. looks. stunning.

Cute. Very age appropriate dress. Love Dakota Fanning funsize version more than the big sis.

Hope she's pregnant. Her kid would school Suri Cruise.

Kate, I may be in love with you.

Fair to Middlin' Sure

It's a snoozefest. How she made that dress boring I'll never understand.

Kelly 2.0, I like. This look, I do not.

Yup. Kate Hudson not in Best. Clearly neither her, or her stylist, had their Weetabix that morning.

You can tell she's just dying to get back into her jeans. If I had to wear that I'd probably feel the same. Nice make up love.

Worst

Why in God's name did she leave the house like this? It looks like a slutty mermaid costume for Halloween. No. No. No.

It's old school Xtina and it's bad.

I kind of see what she was going for. It just didn't work. Soz.

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Frock Candy - 30.7.10

Last week was great. This week I'm struggling to choose between worsts.

Oh, nearly included Annalynne McCord again, that one would literally attend the opening of an envelope.

Let me know what you think!

Best

This is how you do structured. Take note Blake Lively.

Couldn't get a picture of Gwyneth on her own. Anyway. Amazing. She know's her shoes. That kind of knowledge is always appreciated with me. It's beautiful.

Fair to Middlin' Sure

Henry Holland is obviously a positive influence. She's on the road to style recovery. But, if those shoes are anything to go by, she's not there just yet.

Her hair is gorgeous. Sometimes I look at this and I see a sack. And then I look and see Vionnet. It's the sleeve that's off putting I think. Overall she looks nice, it's when you glance at her that she looks like a bag of shpuds.

Worst

Hideous angle. Her face looks weird. Hideous dress. The colour is just bleuch. I'm sure you've realised that I hate things that look cheap. The black lycra on the sides of this is cheap. Dirt cheap. Shoes are very school librarian. Jewellery is plain and dull. The hem line makes me ill. Genuinely ill.

Ok, so I try really hard to put my dislike of Angelina Jolie aside when doing this. I thought to myself if this was VB would I hate it as much? I would. It's great to see her in colour. Just not this weird red colour. I hate halternecks. Hate them, they are flattering on hardly anyone. Especially when the neck is thick. Ew. That weird piece of material on her hip is unnecessary. I don't like her hair. It's like when you come out of the hairdresser and they've just dried it all wrong. Go home, fix it, then go out. Chiffon is grand but, it's so debs-y it hurts my eyes. Stick to black Angelina, I can tolerate that.

NIPPLE. I'm not a huge fan of monochrome. It's too matchy, to structured and too polished..., apart from her jewellery which I assume she picked out in the dark. Those shoes should be burned. The cut of the trousers is weird and I hate satin. Top and hair are bleuch. Blake you can do so much better.

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