Frock Candy - 3.9.10

This week was the week of the fallen superstar, and an absolute shocker from Jessica Alba so she made it twice to make up for it, and yet more Palmero envy.

Let me know what you think!

Best

I couldn't love this more. Guaranteed not to be everyone's cuppa tea but I adore it. Amazeballs.

She. is. fierce.

They are possibly the most stylish couple ever. One issue. Where are all Olivia's heels?

This is how she should dress all the time. Fair play.

Fair to Middlin' Sure

I really like those boots. The jeans are a little over. Jumper is well River Island. Like the bag. It's casual but it's good. Promising.

She's supposed to be a fashionista, a designer even. It's kinda boring and the bag is awful. I normally love her hair too but, this is bad. The print is only ok too. Try harder Whitney.

I love Jessica Alba. I adore those shoes. But this is probably the worst look I've seen from her in a while. Her hair is a complete mess. She would look more at home in a school uniform with hair like that. The dress is ok but it is hanging off her boobage. It doesn't look right and it's disappointing when she has looked like an absolute stunner for months.

Worst

It's everything I despise on one person. Gold strappy sandals. Pink empire line halter neck ruffled gown-esque dress. Too much boobage. Fake tand and fake blonde hair. It's such a shame because Bridget is a cutie. Yes, I watch Girls of the Playboy Mansion. It's on before the Kardashians. It's my guilty pleasure.

Jesus. Christ. I don't even know where to start. It's all terrible. All of it. That dye is screwing with her brain. What makes it worse is that she wore this to a court appearance. Oh my days.

I just, I don't know. Remember how she used to be? This makes me sad.

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Frock Candy - 27.8.10

I solemnly swear that from this day forth, I shall dedicate myself to Frock Candy. Every Friday when you click on to Elle of the Ball, Frock Candy will appear, without fail.*

Best

Right how does she do it? Everytime. That's it. I'm going to steal her wardrobe.

There's something in the water at West Bev. What is going on with the stylish offerings of the 90210 girls! I love this and I can't really pick out a reason why. It just works, she's working it. I can't believe I just said that, how lame.

This was about Sienna's red dress. It's one of the most blogged about looks of the last week. But, she's in a photo with Twiggy. I couldn't not put that up. Love.

I've recently fallen in love with Drew Barrymore. She is amazeballs.

Putting all suspicions of a bias to rest. She looks gorgeous. Amazing. Whatever, I still dislike her immensely.

Fair to Middlin' Sure

God loves a tryer and Whitney certainly tries. It's a nice dress, it just doesn't suit her. The red lip is too harsh but she could have gotten away with it if her hair wasn't greased back into a Croydon facelift.

I'm not a Katy fan. But, credit where credit's due she can scrub up alright when she's not desperately trying to be 'quirky'. Awful earrings.

Worst

It's so very very Clueless, very dated, very bad. Is she wearing sheer stockings? The print is so cheep. The coordinated sunglasses and shoes are odd and make the bag look completely out of place and it was a strange enough choice already. Jewellery looks like something a six year old would choose. In fact, the whole look is very, '50's Barbie.' She must have bumped her head.

Sheer black tights are generally bad. Unless they're done in a grungy way. This outfit is not grungy. Boring, librarian patent shoes. I despise black and green. Weird neckline, hair just isn't nice, wrong shade of lipstick. She needs a new stylist. Immediately.

*not guarenteed.

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If they don't dance then they're no friends of mine

MTV Movie Awards

I love those ad's on MTV for the movie awards. Ya know the ones with pictures of a child Aziz Ansari and Puff Daddy (or whatever he's calling himself these days) talking about how he was stuck under a tv for six years...six years.

They're pretty funny but, not a patch on last years.

Anyways. Red carpet banter.

Best

Worst

Suckle on the hope in lite brassiere

Happy New Year my darlings!

Thought I'd use my first few posts of the new year to commemorate those who have really impacted the style and musical output of the last decade, and those I hope will come into focus in 2010.

Firstly we're going to have a look at the stylistas of a decade that I will not refer to with that horrible media word that has been fashioned for the year 2000-2009. Blah. Anyway...

2000's - Style

Emma Watson

I can't help it her dress from the rainy Harry Potter première in London began an infatuation that shows no sign of going anywhere.

Kate Moss

Queen of the catwalk, queen of the models, queen of trends- style queen.

Alexa Chung

I love her. Was once told by someone that I remind them of her. Made my year. The Mulberry Alexa bag has a place on my wishlist, I want it more than the Ostrich Bayswater!

Sienna Miller

She beat the designers in her trend-setting ways. Takes a true fashion wonder to do that. Oh and Twenty8Twelve is, in my opinion, one of the most credible celebrity fashion labels due to its association with Ms Miller.

The Olsens

Not loved by all but, credible in the fashion world and iconic to me!

The Gossip Girls

All the designer clobber one could dream of. Four girls with completely different style, all the drama you could want. It's Chanel bags at dawn, love it.

The Sex and the City ladies.

As above, just replace 'drama' with 'melodrama' and 'Chanel handbags at dawn' with 'Manolo Blahniks all day long'

Victoria Beckham

Classy bird, I shake my head in pity at those who determine Posh Spice a chav. Pur-lease she's Jackie O with more embellishment. I allow a lapse of judgement on the Burberry hats and his and hers outfits all was forgiven with her new line. Uh-mazing.

Rachel Zoe

There is scarcely a look in hollywood that doesn't have a little of the Rachel Zoe magic behind it. Ledgebag.

The MTV generation of reality tv girls

Lauren, Whitney, Olivia &co. Unfortunately can't include Stephanie Pratt, Audrina Patridge, Kristen Cavallari, Heidi Montag, Lo Bowsworth or Stacey and Roxy. No offense intended you just didn't make the cut, close though...not really.

Nicole Richie

A champion of Rachel Zoe and the size Zero movement. Thankfully now she has had a couple of babies and is looking a little healthier these times. Her House of Harlow range is to die for. I love, love, love it. She has that free and effortless style that seems to be trickier to achieve than it looks but, the lovely Nicole attains it spectacularly. Also, she looks gorgeous while pregnant and not in that oh so fake 'you're glooowing' kind of way, like literally hot. Fair play.

That's it for now, pretty good decade fashion wise. My Trilby hat off to you ladies.

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